Here are the top 10 things american indian people say to white folks.10. How much white are you?


09. I'm part white myself, you know.






08. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.






07. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white American Princess.






06. Funny, you don't look white.






05. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?


04. Do you live in a covered wagon?


03. What's the meaning behind the square dance?


02. What's your feeling about Las Vegas casinos? Do they really help your
people, or are they just a short-term fix?


01. Hey, can I take your picture?