The best place to vacation this year

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A Dine’ guy is sitting in a bus stop with two old Anglo men.The first Anglo guy says, “Hey Herb, where you going for vacation this year?”

Herb tells him, “I’m going to Montana to fish this year.”

The first guy looks at him and exclaims, “What you want to go there fer? They ain’t nothin but a bunch of damned Indians up there.”

Herb then says, “Well, where you goin?”

The first guy says, “I’m going to Arizona and soak up some sun!”

Herb looks at him and yells, “You moron, there’s nothing but a bunch of Indians in Arizona!”

Then the little Dine’ guy speaks up and comments, “Why don’t you both just go to hell! There’s no Indians there.”