How Indians measure time
Anglos have BC and AD to measure time. Native People only have the four BC’s.

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Anglos have BC and AD to measure time. Native People only have the four BC’s.
A Cheyenne guy went to Chinatown in San Francisco. While there he found a bronze rat at a thrift store. “How much do you want for the rat” he asked. “$3 for the rat and $1000 for the story that goes with it” said the shopkeeper.
How to tell if it’s going to be a cold winter. The Blackfeet asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the chief replied that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
The Return..KEYWORDS: Native american poem native american poetry indian poem AUTHOR: Little Heart Flower Downward trodden in this valley of great hunger. My wounded spirit lies dry upon the barren floor of life.
An elderly Indian shuffles into a newspaper office and asks if he can place a piece in the obituaries section.
My heroes have always been cowboys. I always wanted to be a cowboy — that is, I DID, at least, when I was a kid and we played “cowboys and Indians.” No way was I gonna be an Indian. No way was I gonna be one of those dirty, thievin’, murderous fiends I’d just seen on the big screen. None of my friends would play the role either. We had just been to the theater to watch a film in…