Two Shoshone were biking across the rez, when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Shoshone guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "take what you want."



The first Shoshone guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."



ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Littlewolf is an electrician from the UK who is interested in American Indian Studies.