Navajo Sheep Herder
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An old Navajo sheep herder was hauling a load of manure, when he was stopped by a state trooper.
"You were speeding," said the cop. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yep," said the Navajo, as he watched the cop shoo away several flies.
"These flies are terrible," the cop complained.
"Yep," the Navajo said. "Them are circle flies."
"What are circle flies?" said the cop.
"Them flies that circle a horse's ass," the Navajo said. "Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horses ass, would you?" the trooper angrily said.
"Nope, I didn't," the Navajo said. "But you just can't fool them flies.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Littlewolf is an electrician from the UK who is interested in American Indian Studies.