Lakota hunting trip...KEYWORDS: indian joke indin humor indin joke clean joke hunting joke dude joke native american joke lakota joke



Two Lakota guys and a dude from New York are on a hunting trip. On the first day, one Lakota goes out, and less than an hour later returns with a deer.



The guy from New York is blown away. "How did you get your deer so fast?!"



"Easy" says the Lakota guy, "I looked for tracks, found them, followed them, and got my deer."



The next day the second Lakota guy goes out, and less than an hour later returns with a deer.



The guy from New York is blown away again, just flabbergasted. "How did you get YOUR deer so fast?!"



"It's simple" says the Lakota guy, "I looked for tracks, found them, followed them, and there was the deer."



On the third day, the New York guy goes out. He doesn't return, and when darkness begins to fall, the two Lakota guys go looking for him.



They found him lying at the base of a hill, bloodied up, clothes torn, and bones broken.



"What happened to you?" they asked.



"I did just what you told me to do. I looked for tracks, found them, followed them, and the damn train ran me over."