John Wayne toilet paper
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A Cheyenne man goes into a grocery store, and asks for a package of toilet paper.
The clerk offers him three kinds: Charmin, Best Brand, and Generic. The Cheyenne man takes the generic.
A week later the Cheyenne man comes back to the store, throws the remainder of the toilet paper at the store clerk and says, "I don't want no cheap John Wayne toilet paper!"
The clerk laughs and says, "It's not John Wayne toilet paper, it's GENERIC toilet paper."
The Cheyenne guy tells him, 'You can call it whatever you want, but it's rough, tough, and won't take crap off nobody!"